Man, this schlep really wastes. I'm so fried I could just curl up. All I wanna do is slurp some coffee and stare at the wall for hours. But first, gotta post a few Onion Knight memes to cope with the boredom. Work is a real circus, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about ambition, about as