Shrek wasn't one for the rat race. Sure, his swamp was lonely, but at least it gave him freedom from stuffy conferences. But when a ruthless corporation threatened to invade his beloved mud, Shrek knew he had to create a plan. He couldn't let them destroy his tranquil way of life! His first step? Recruiting an unlikely team. A mischievous fairy god

Man, this schlep really wastes. I'm so fried I could just curl up. All I wanna do is slurp some coffee and stare at the wall for hours. But first, gotta post a few Onion Knight memes to cope with the boredom. Work is a real circus, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about ambition, about as